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Happy World Poetry Day
Here’s my favourite poem about Premature Ejaculation and lust and self-hatred.
It’s called The Imperfect Enjoyment, and is by John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester.
I put a link up to it rather than post the text here, because it’s definitely a Not Safe For Work poem. The language was rude then and remains rude now. And as for the rant at his penis for betraying him… well….
But it would make me sad if World Poetry Day was too safe, and filled only with poems that didn’t make one blink.
“How do you organize a space party?”
(Source: hrrrthrrr)
Now that’s inner calm. O_O
(via derpycats)
(via sandandglass)
Amanda sings the Tweets of the Year at the Shorty Awards 2011.
(via regularguy5mb)
21 notes &
Please Remember To Applaud The Jellyfish (Taken with instagram)
This is just one of many reasons to love this guy.
Mother of God.
Everything is invalid,.,.,.,.
(via coverwhatyoucan)
5 notes &
Yes…this video is what will really be presented on Blu-Ray.
What follows is what I can only imagine must have happened.
Two Years Ago at Skywalker Ranch:
Producer of Blue Ray Edition Of The Original Star Wars Trilogy And Prequel Trilogy: You called, Mr. Lucas?
George Lucas: Why would I call you Mr. Lucas? I’m Mr. Lucas!
Producer: …
Lucas: …
Producer: You needed something, sir?
Lucas: I’ve been thinking about making a change…
Producer: Oh good lord…
Lucas: Hmmm?
Producer: Nothing, sir. Another improvement? How…wonderful for the fans.
Lucas: Indeed. I’ve heard a lot of complaints about how Darth Vader screams, “Nooooooo!” at the end of Sith.
Producer: Some do find it a bit…uh…cheesy.
Lucas: And out of character. I’ve heard some fans say that the whole scene just doesn’t feel right. Like Darth Vader didn’t sound like Darth Vader.
Producer: Sounds like whoever wrote it never even saw the first three movies, yes!
Lucas: …
Producer: Um…that’s what THEY say. I’d never…
Lucas: Anyway, we need to make a change.
Producer: Well, I actually think that’s a good idea. As opposed to the changes to the original trilogy, this sounds like something the fans could support becau…
Lucas: Yup. Dub Vader saying, “Nooooooo!” at the end of Jedi.
Producer: …
Lucas: Then when he says it in Sith, it will feel right!
Producer: For the love of…
Lucas: Now off with you. I need to put on my Scrooge McDuck costume and swim around in my vault!
Ag
GRAMMAR JOKES ARE AWESOME:
The past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense.
(Source: intervals, via wellthatsjustgreat)
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By Toothpaste for Dinner (via mermaidcomplex)
Oh, my god. This is so my life.
